Martin Kerin

Gems of Wisdom:

How to put the bad things in life in context:
"It's better than a kick in the nuts!"

I'm smart, I am:
(While about to begin a 1km hike through sand-dunes to get to a deserted beach in Bahia, Brazil, I spot a rather exotic and strangely coloured bird)
"Hey Henrique, what sort of bird is that?"
"It's a chicken, Martin"