When is a big mapping class group quasi-isometric to a graph whose vertices are curves or arcs on the underlying surface? I will describe a classification of those surfaces whose mapping class groups admit a quasi-isometry to a graph of curves, and provide a specific example of a big mapping class group quasi-isometric to a graph of arcs. As a bonus, I will show that the mapping class group of a plane minus a Cantor set is Gromov-hyperbolic. This talk should be accessible to anyone comfortable with geometric group theory and surface topology.